Welcome!

As the header already told you, my name is Wyatt Pokorny, and I’m a young novelist and Tolkien Fanatic. This is my blog: You’ll hear me talk about chess, language learning, Zelda, fantasy / sci-fi literature, my own books and short stories, and of course, above you’ll hear all of the fun stuff I come up with about Tolkien.

I am currently 13 years of age (as of June 2023). I was born in Scotland, and have parents from both Canada and the Czech Republic. I live in Nova Scotia, returning to see my Czech family in the summer. I am hopelessly obsessed with all things Tolkien; I have, like many others, taken on the difficult (yet very rewarding) endeavor of learning Quenya and Sindarin. I currently have an online chess ELO of approximately 1500, though I hope to register with FIDE for a proper rating soon.

Following are my opinions on some of the major disputes within the Tolkien fandom:

  1. Balrogs do not have wings
  2. We do not in fact know who or what Tom Bombadil is, and there is no use speculating
  3. The Middle-Earth legendarium contains no allegorical content
  4. The LotR movies are acceptable, as most of their changes to the original were either minor or more or less necessary
  5. The Hobbit movies are disgusting; I’m never watching them again if I don’t have to
  6. Rings of Power did not get the lore ENTIRELY right, however,
  7. it is still a good show, exemplifying Tolkien’s core themes and values,
  8. thus it is still an acceptable adaptation. For more information, see my article on this subject.
  9. The rules of Quenya and Sindarin are perfectly useable, and as long as you aren’t publishing massive novels in them, copyright problems should not arise
  10. The Eagles are not a plot hole (see my article)

And in the chess world:

  1. Lichess is better than chess.com
  2. Hans is a cheater, and his lawsuit is doomed to fail
  3. Nobody cares about Ding and Nepo; Magnus is still World Champion and will be until he loses it or retires
  4. Black and White should be played the same way; White has no advantage